No, I’m Traveling Light

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light” – Anonymous

A Meal Without Wine

“A meal without wine is called breakfast” – Anonymous

Your Seat Cushion Will Become A Floatation Device

“In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a floatation device.” ‘Yeah, until the sharks come. Then it’s a bobber’ – Anonymous

I Love the Feeling of Being Anonymous

“I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before” – Anonymous

What We All Want in Life

“What we all want in life, to travel, fall in love, and be happy” – Anonymous

Travel Makes You Richer

“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer” – Anonymous

Living on Earth is Expensive

“Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the Sun” – Anonymous

Preoccupied with the Destination

“Too often we are so preoccupied with the destination, we forget the journey” – Anonymous

I Left My Winter Coat in San Francisco

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco” – Anonymous