“If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class” – Ray Floyd
Not Knowing What The Hell I’m Going To Do
“As is often the case when I travel, my vulnerability — like not knowing what the hell I’m going to do upon arrival — makes me more open to outside interactions than I might be when I’m at home and think I know best what needs to be done. On the road, serendipity is given […]
A Series Of interesting Guesses
“But that’s the wonderful thing about foreign travel, suddenly you are five years old again. You can’t read anything, you have only the most basic sense of how things work, you can’t even reliably cross the street without endangering your life. Your whole existence becomes a series of interesting guesses.” – Bill Bryan
The Farther You Go, The Harder It Is To Return
“The farther you go, however, the harder it is to return. The world has many edges, and it’s easy to fall off” – Anderson Cooper
Everybody Go, “Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn”
“Go ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?) I’m gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def OJ. Everybody go, “Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn.” You say if your girl starts actin’ up, then you take her friend” – Sugarhill Gang
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There’s A Call To Adventure
“There’s a call to adventure. It’s something in the inner psyche of humanity, particularly males” – Gary Gygax
Her Soul Expanded With Her Eyeballs
“When, from the mountain-top, she beheld, far off, across the Sea of Marmara the plains of Greece, and made out (her eyes were admirable) the Acropolis with a white streak or two which must, she thought, be the Parthenon, her soul expanded with her eyeballs, and she prayed she might share the majesty of the […]
What It’s Like To Be On A Plane For 22 Hours
“You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over” – Lewis Black
Venice Is Like…
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go” – Truman Capote



