A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light” – Anonymous
A Meal Without Wine
“A meal without wine is called breakfast” – Anonymous
Your Seat Cushion Will Become A Floatation Device
“In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a floatation device.” ‘Yeah, until the sharks come. Then it’s a bobber’ – Anonymous
I Love the Feeling of Being Anonymous
“I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before” – Anonymous
What We All Want in Life
“What we all want in life, to travel, fall in love, and be happy” – Anonymous
Travel Makes You Richer
“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer” – Anonymous
Living on Earth is Expensive
“Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the Sun” – Anonymous
Preoccupied with the Destination
“Too often we are so preoccupied with the destination, we forget the journey” – Anonymous
I Left My Winter Coat in San Francisco
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco” – Anonymous